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factsandchicks:

The CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch went on record as saying he does not want fat or unattractive people wearing his clothes or employed at his company.

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Is anyone surprised that the CEO of DoucheCorp. Inc. is a douche?

brotips:

This is like, a song from the ’70s right? Canadians let me know if your parents have this record.

-Sketch

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Another disappointing night thanks to my lack of “game.”

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Last time I fucked a short girl I made her cry. So maybe I should stick to taller, more durable women.

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thefrogman:

Look what I can do!

Dogs can look up!

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Blerg. I’m still upset and its been a year. I still haven’t recovered my boyish charm nor my confidence. It’s funny because I’ve been single for probably just as long as they’ve been together, assholes. I don’t want to take another dating intensive just to get back to where I was a year and a half ago; one, because I don’t have the money; and two, I don’t think that company even exists anymore.

I’m just left here feeling the dread that maybe that was as good as it was gonna get, and that to do any better I’d have to become basically superhuman. I suppose I could go for equal, but I have very little hope there is such a thing and it’d be really fucking hard. And hopelessness and struggle often combine to make difficulties insurmountable for me.

I dream of her often now. Almost every night this week was spent with her. Good situations, horrible situations. Even just in passing she was there.

I love this time of year. Skirts, Bermuda shorts and tank tops. I get to leave my windows open all day to let the wind blow through as well.

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